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Post by singledad on Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:56 pm

havnt seen woody on here latly hope hes ok

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Re: woody missing

Post by Logi on Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:51 pm

He's probably lying drunk somewhere with a couple of worn out nymphos Laughing

(last here on Weds, so reckon he's ok)
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Post by FrontBackSide2Side on Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:26 pm

I was only thinking this the other day.
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Post by singledad on Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:38 am

what lying drunk with nymphos frontback!

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Post by FrontBackSide2Side on Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:31 am

Yeah, i'm into that kind of thing Laughing
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Post by oldie on Mon Jul 14, 2014 3:15 pm

Logi wrote:He's probably lying drunk somewhere with a couple of worn out nymphos Laughing

(last here on Weds, so reckon he's ok)

More like a couple of lady-boys.....strange people on those little offshore Islands  lol! .

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:32 am

They are even Wierder  in that No-Mans-Land above the Bristol Chanel !! How are you you Old Git ?? Been to any good Gigs lately ? 

I had a bit of luck two weeks ago. ( I am a Jammy Git ). My mate Ken Gladdis (He owns and lives in Egypt House --where Winston Churchill met Clementine his future wife)  phoned me up and said Joe ( his Middle son ) has formed a new band and released a new CD . Did I fancy coming to watch him play the following Sunday. Now Joe writes all his own songs and the music and records the music in his own recording Studio in Ryde Theatre that Ken bought for him last year. 

I have sen Wilko Johnson play there John Ottway Albert Lee Talon Magic The Hamsters  and 
 loads of other bands play there over the years. 

So yes great I would love to --- wheres he playing ??

He is supporting some Welsh Has Been  called THOMAS JONES WOODWARD. Did you know I have the same surname?  HHmmm Uncle Tom !!! Can I have a loan Uncle Tom. £500,000 ??

What ??? Your kidding me ? NOPE . Joe IS supporting Tom Jones at Osbourne House ( Queen Victorias Stately Home ) Joe has got you three VIP Full Hospitality Tickets.    WOW !! 

It was a great night and boy oh boy has that 74 year old Super Star still got it ??  HE WAS BRILLIANT  Boyoh.

We got the full treatment --our own seats and table away from all the rest of the Local Rabble, and security guards keeping the Rabble out too.  No one got to meet him back stage though. He flew in in the most beautiful Black and White Helicopter and landed in the grounds 15 mins before he was due on Stage and 8 mins after  he did his ONE encore song his Helicopter took off. Miserable Welsh Rich Git !!

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Post by oldie on Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:35 pm

Nice one Woody.

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