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Post by waz on Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:38 pm

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> Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on
> the bathroom floor.
>
> Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, her feet slipped
> sideways, she did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
>
> She yelled out for her husband Bruce.
>
> "Bruce, Bruce!", she yelled. Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've
> bloody well suctioned myself to the floor' she said.
>
> "Crikey!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. 'You're stuck fast girl. I'll
> go across the road and get Frank.
>
> They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do it,
> let's try Plan B.' Frank said.
>
> "Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?
>
> "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles
> under her and release the vacuum.' replied Frank.
>
> 'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits'.
>
> "Play with her tits'? Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'
>
> "No' Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her
> into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'.
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Post by oldie on Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:08 am

Nice one Laughing .....
But why not post it in 'The Joke Thread' to keep all the jokes in one place cheers .

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Post by waz on Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:18 pm

oldie wrote:Nice one Laughing .....
But why not post it in 'The Joke Thread' to keep all the jokes in one place cheers .

Sorry I thought I had put it in the joke thread, will do it now.

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