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Post by waz on Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:19 pm

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on
> the bathroom floor.
>
> Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, her feet slipped
> sideways, she did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
>
> She yelled out for her husband Bruce.
>
> "Bruce, Bruce!", she yelled. Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've
> bloody well suctioned myself to the floor' she said.
>
> "Crikey!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. 'You're stuck fast girl. I'll
> go across the road and get Frank.
>
> They came back and they both tried to pull her up. 'No way. We can't do it,
> let's try Plan B.' Frank said.
>
> "Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?
>
> "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles
> under her and release the vacuum.' replied Frank.
>
> 'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits'.
>
> "Play with her tits'? Frank said, 'Not exactly a good time for that mate?'
>
> "No' Bruce replied, 'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her
> into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive'.

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Post by oldie on Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:22 am

scratch You told us this one earlier study Rolling Eyes .

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Post by waz on Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:07 pm

oldie wrote: scratch You told us this one earlier study Rolling Eyes .

Yes but as we have 2 ears it is one for each ear. Very Happy Very Happy Don't know what went wrong as twice I had posted it in the joke page.

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