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Aussie farmer

Post by waz on Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:26 pm

A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door
"Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...
"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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Re: Aussie farmer

Post by oldie on Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:08 am

The joke thread is working fine scratch .

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Post by waz on Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:45 pm

I keep putting it on the joke thread, don't know what is going wrong. Will try a test.

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Post by HighlyJetted on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:05 pm

When you reply, i think if you put a title in the top bit it created a new thread...
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like this waz

Post by HighlyJetted on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:05 pm

see a new thread appears.
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Post by HighlyJetted on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:06 pm

maybe not then!!!
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Re: Aussie farmer

Post by waz on Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:12 pm

HighlyJetted wrote:When you reply, i think if you put a title in the top bit it created a new thread...

Must stop drinking, that is exactly what I was doing. What a dope. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

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Re: Aussie farmer

Post by oldie on Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:23 pm

Never mind mind mate, you got there in the end Smile .
Have another drink, you've earned it cheers .

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Post by waz on Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:18 pm

oldie wrote:Never mind mind mate, you got there in the end Smile .
Have another drink, you've earned it cheers .

on you oldie? Very Happy Very Happy

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