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Post by waz on Thu May 03, 2012 9:16 pm

Scottish readers will like this. My boy ia getting married end of the month. Wife to be asked if I was wearing a kilt, said I did not have one. My boy said I would not be allowed in with a kilt so I have just bought the full sheebang, hope he likes it.

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Post by EvaInNorfolk on Thu May 03, 2012 9:20 pm

Do you know what's worn under a Scotsman's kilt? Nothing - it's all in perfect working order.

Dare you to tell that one at the wedding Very Happy
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Post by waz on Thu May 03, 2012 9:22 pm

EvaInNorfolk wrote:Do you know what's worn under a Scotsman's kilt? Nothing - it's all in perfect working order.

Dare you to tell that one at the wedding Very Happy

Tell them no need they will be able to see for themselves Very Happy Very Happy

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Post by Logi on Fri May 04, 2012 9:15 pm

Last time i had a kilt on i got a pair of big willy underpants, that surprised a few folks at the wedding What a Face
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Post by EvaInNorfolk on Fri May 04, 2012 9:20 pm

There's such an obvious answer to that but I'll get absolutely slaughtered if I dare. Shocked
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Post by Logi on Fri May 04, 2012 9:38 pm

EvaInNorfolk wrote:There's such an obvious answer to that but I'll get absolutely slaughtered if I dare. Shocked

Oh go on, be a devil Twisted Evil

Better bit, i'm standing talking to the minister earlier in the evening, when i'm wearing the kilt as it should be when this little girl who was playing around on the floor asked ma a question. To say i was shocked was an understatement, luckily i had misheard her.

The question?


"Is that a real dirk?" affraid


She was duly informed it's called a SKEAN DHU!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by waz on Fri May 04, 2012 9:54 pm

Logi said <Is that a real dirk?"? I have had to get an extra long kilt because of my extra long dirk. cheers cheers

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Post by EvaInNorfolk on Fri May 04, 2012 9:57 pm

Please tell me you didn't offer to get your dagger out.
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Post by waz on Fri May 04, 2012 9:59 pm

I did ask if anyone was interested in wanting to see it affraid

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Post by Logi on Sat May 05, 2012 7:28 pm

EvaInNorfolk wrote:Please tell me you didn't offer to get your dagger out.

No, the dagger only comes out for older girls Twisted Evil
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Post by waz on Sat May 05, 2012 8:58 pm

Logi wrote:
EvaInNorfolk wrote:Please tell me you didn't offer to get your dagger out.

No, the dagger only comes out for older girls Twisted Evil

oooooooooooo you are awful Embarassed Embarassed

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Post by Logi on Mon May 07, 2012 7:39 pm

It's been said before, i'm a bad man Twisted Evil
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Post by waz on Mon May 07, 2012 7:50 pm

Logi wrote:It's been said before, i'm a bad man Twisted Evil

We are opening a discussion to the man reference in your post What a Face albino

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Post by Logi on Mon May 07, 2012 7:54 pm

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Post by EvaInNorfolk on Sat May 26, 2012 8:36 pm

Has this wedding happened? How did it go? Any arrests?
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Post by waz on Sat May 26, 2012 10:11 pm

EvaInNorfolk wrote:Has this wedding happened? How did it go? Any arrests?

Friday 1st Eva, building up nicely for a fight.

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